Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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