You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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