Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
