You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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