i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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