I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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