Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if only i could text you this smell
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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