I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
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