a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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