we made out on top of his cat.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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