So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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