If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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