It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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