better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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