their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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