If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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