No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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