I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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