I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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