How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
so much tequila, so little girl.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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