You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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