is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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