i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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