just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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