So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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