It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
farters have to be the big spoon...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just found a bag of teeth...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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