Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
my poor anus
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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