so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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