I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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