I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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