The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i don't like sucking hair
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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