I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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