did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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