She's like a pop up book from hell.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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