A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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