sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he puts the penis in happiness.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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