Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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