we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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