i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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