i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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