you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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