Someone shit on the floor
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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