So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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