Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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