I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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