she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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