I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
two words: eviction party
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Sorry about my life...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
