A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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