You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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