So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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