you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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