My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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