I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
